My asshole roommate Jason takes the longest goddamn showers I've ever seen. He's made me late to work three days in a row and finally I snapped, I stormed into the bathroom, jerked the shower curtain back and caught him jerking his dick! I was mad but also kind of turned on, it surprised me, I decided to say "fuck it, I've been late the last couple days anyway" and hopped in the shower and gave him "a hand" ... and my mouth too
